pickup lines for old people
old man: hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up
Romeo: I just met you
Romeo: and this is crazy
Romeo: but marry me in three days
Romeo: and commit mutual suicide
Reblog if you ever cried in front of the computer,...
lovingfredweasley: and continued life as normal in front of your parents Nah, my mum would just be like: You’re upset come eat with me.
Girl: I hope they make a Hunger Games 2!