2020 has been the wildest year and it’s still January
Hatsune Miku was announced in the cochella lineup
Prince Harry and Meghan Markle quit being royals
The US killed an important Iranian general which prompted everyone to think WWIII was happening
Mr. Peanut died???
Justin Bieber thinks babies are #yummy
Nikkitutorials was blackmailed into coming out as trans
Adam Sandler threatened to purposely make bad movies if he doesn’t win an Oscar (he wasn’t even nominated so looking forward to that)
Gwyneth Paltrow sold out candles that are meant to smell like her vagina
The upcoming NBC streaming service announced a TAZ animated series
Grimes announced that she’s pregnant with Elon Musk’s baby
Parasite became the first foreign language film to win best ensemble cast at the SAG awards
Kat Von D sold her makeup company
Onision called the cops on Chris Hanson
Pete Buttigieg had to ask for applause at rally
Jeff Bezos phone was hacked because he clicked on a shady link in a text
i would like to add on to this because
Grimes is naming her child War Nymph and is tweeting as if her unborn child is making the posts
Joe Rogan said he’s probably voting for Bernie
Kaitlin Bennet allegedly shitting herself at a frat party is a trending topic
the impeachment trial began in the Senate
the coronavirus has killed 17 people in China and one person in Seattle is infected- there were major plagues in 1820 and 1920 and now it might be happening again
the Doomsday Clock is now officially at 100 Seconds to Midnight
after Gwyneth’s vag candles sold out it was announced she’s getting a netflix show about how she makes her products for goop
heres a fun throwback
I truly hate what this post has become
This is one of those things that make you heavily symphatize with time travelers and there always present question “do I tell them?” And the answer is “Definetely no”
City of stars, are you shining just for me? City of stars, there’s so much that I can’t see Who knows? I felt it from the first embrace I shared with you That now our dreams may finally come true
“Strength comes from your struggle - when you learn to see your struggle as opportunities to become stronger, better, wiser. Then your thinking shifts from “I can’t do this” to “I must do this.””
me when someone doesnt reply after 8 minutes: you have to be kidding me. after all ive done for this friendship. youre just going to throw away all weve been through this easily, youve soiled our friendship and i hope it was all worth it in the end.
@indigopersei is the french language just always on the verge of getting someone accused of assault or..?
my friend, if only you knew
It’s a very dangerous language to learn
Here’s an interesting thing about French! Everything needs to have an article in front of it. That’s why it’s “la chat” as opposed to just “chat”. So, for instance, you could say la fille for the girl, or jeune fille for young girl, but you can’t just say fille, because that means you are calling her a sex worker in a derogatory way.
The moral of the story is, if you want to make something rude in French, just take out the article in front of it. Yes, this works for nearly. every. word.
Every year. Every year there’s that kid who forgets that you can’t translate “I am excited” to “Je suis excitée”. And every year Monsieur Jordan has to slam the brakes before that kid can finish his sentence and then tactfully ask him not to announce to the class that he is horny.
“is the french language always on the verge” oh buddy, oh pal, i am so happy to break this news to you:
no one tells you how much of life takes practice. not just writing, painting, running, singing, etc, but practicing how to make friends. how to make the right ones. getting practiced at how to be a good friend, a good sibling, a good person. practice identifying when people haven’t earned that. learning to recognize your right to rage and, eventually, how to offer mercy. so much of life is muscle memory, and i’ve begun to realize there are so many more parts of ourselves to flex and stretch and strengthen than those we’re taught in anatomy lessons
